House finds Wilson doing some Clinic hours and treating the injured hand of a guy who only speaks Spanish. Fortunately, Wilson and House also speak Spanish and so can communicate with him. Well, House (or el doctor Casa) speaks Spanish. Wilson just pretends to, calling House what translates into "a doctor of medical." House complains that Wibberly has an agenda, most likely trying to guilt House into doing something for him. With that, the patient complains that his hand hurts a lot, blaming the injury on "very dangerous working conditions." Wilson ignores his patient and tells House that if he feels guilty (or REMORSE) about Wibberly, then he should do something to make it better and relieve his guilt. House thanks Wilson by telling the patient that Wilson is a very good doctor, which, despite the fact that he said it in Spanish, contains enough English-sounding words for Wilson to understand what he said and be touched by his friend's uncharacteristic kindness. House follows that by saying Wilson has erectile dysfunction, which also contains enough English-sounding words for Wilson to understand what he's saying. He says that despite what House did to Wibberly and however it caused Wibberly to end up in life, chances are good that he's still happier than House, so he can stop feeling guilty. House likes this approach, and heads off to make sure that Wibberly is happier than he is. But first, he leaves the patient with a good tip: if he's going to injure his hand because he's stoned at work, he might want to ease up on the eye drops, as using too much will cause his eyes to tear up like they are right now.
And so, House visits Wibberly at his home, pleased to see it looks nice enough and thus Wibberly is almost definitely happier than he is. But then House just has to ask why there are boxes all over Wibberly's living room. OOPS! He's moving away from his awesome home because OOPS! OOPS! it's being foreclosed on. He just couldn't afford his father's medical bills and the adjustable rate mortgage. "It could be worse, right?" Wibberly shrugs. "How?" House asks. Well, you could be the guy who feels responsible for all this terribleness.













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