House
House

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Sara M: B | 1589 USERS: B-
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I still don't understand how House was able to get this all approved by the hospital, but the transplant team rushes in to take Henry and Laura away to the OR. Agent Weiss asks what ended up being wrong with his wife, leaving House and Cameron standing around with their mouths open trying to think of a good lie. Obviously, Cameron won't be much help, so House has to fight his inner asshole demons that are telling him to torture Agent Weiss with the truth. Amazingly enough, the guy who compared Agent Weiss's wife to meat and a refrigerator without power has the tact and self-control to say that she had that amoebiasis after all, and that they found another way to cure her. Agent Weiss thanks them and walks away. Cameron is surprised and pleased that her boss was so kind. Unfortunately for her, this is yet another case of assuming too much, as House tells her that he only lied to Agent Weiss to keep him from getting angry and kneeing him in the balls again. As soon as they get Laura's heart, Cameron will have to tell Agent Weiss the truth about his wife. Cameron thinks House is kidding, but he says the guy has to be tested before he starts indulging in sympathy sex.

Laura's heart is put into Henry's body without incident. Henry will live to see another bridge game, and Laura is finally gone. Agent Weiss watches the surgery from the balcony above the operating theater and mourns her death for about two seconds before Cameron walks in to tell him the truth. But before she can, Agent Weiss starts sharing that Laura was distant in the past year, and at one point, he thought she was having an affair. But then he realized that Laura would never cheat on him. He can't say the same for himself, though! He had a one-night stand and got gonorrhea. OH! WHAT WHAT! Here I was, wrongly assuming that Laura was the cheater with those high-school students, when all along it was Agent Weiss who cheated on her! "I guess I should've said something to you," he says. Uh, yeah. But then he would have had to admit to himself that he gave Laura the gonorrhea that made her sick and caused her to get in that car accident. He's very relieved to find out that it didn't. And way to withhold crucial information, there, Agent Weiss. What if they hadn't figured out that Laura had gonorrhea before Henry died? Now you deserve a knee to the balls. Cameron doesn't have anything to say to that, although she does have a series of awesome facial expressions. First, we have disbelief, then disgusted disbelief, and then she opens her mouth to say something and just gives up, leaving us with resigned exasperation. Poor old Cameron -- everyone gets to cheat on their spouses except her!

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