House
House

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Cheaters Never Win (Except For Sometimes)

Wilson finds Cameron watching House's television. Jeff is on the screen, holding a press conference about his recently diagnosed medical condition that had absolutely nothing to do with performance-enhancing drugs at all. I can only assume Cameron is watching this on ESPN 73, which is available on House's television because it came with the only cable plan that had SoapNet on it. Cameron disgustedly turns off the television and says that Jeff's treatment is a blood transfusions every other week, allowing him to do all the blood doping he wants with a doctor's pass. "It's 'medicinal,'" Cameron scoffs. Except that, in this case, it is medicinal. Shut up, Cameron. Can't we just have ONE patient at this hospital who doesn't trigger a personal reaction in Cameron that we must spend half of the episode exploring? Just one. Please. And not a black person who will affect Foreman because of their shared blackness, either. Cameron is furious at how unfair the Jeff thing is. He cheated, and now he's being rewarded for it. "Life's more complicated than who gets to the finish line first," says the Wilsensei.

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