House has entered Phase 2 of Operation: Fauxmosexual and is having dinner out with 3B to whine about Wilson, who is says is very jealous and doesn't seem to be able to express his feelings in "a normal way." Which is especially rich coming from House, who doesn't show anyone any of his feelings in a normal way. Especially not caring. He accelerates to Phase 3 and hints to 3B that he needs a place to stay tonight because he doesn't want to go home to Wilson. Naturally, she invites him to stay with her. "Really?" House asks. Oh, and what is he wearing? He has a dress shirt and jacket on, but the collar of the shirt is out over his jacket. Is that how he thinks gay men dress? Because I think he has them confused with lesbians. House is about to seal the deal with 3B for a "fun sleepover party" when Wilson appears, looking emotional and apologetic. House senses that this could be very bad for him, and says "nothing you can say is going to change anything," through gritted teeth. Wilson decides to test that by pretending to summon up all his courage before announcing to the entire dining room that he loves House. The diners all turn around, some of them gasping. Why? If I was eating dinner at a nice restaurant and some guy started making announcements, I wouldn't gasp. I might throw a dinner roll at him because I'm trying to enjoy my meal and that's difficult with other people's emotions getting in the way, but that's it. With that, Wilson gets down on bended knee while House makes a series of awesome facial expressions. He's annoyed that Wilson is ruining his plan while at the same time has to admire the lengths Wilson will go to. Wilson even brought props to this, and pulls out a ring as he proposes to House. I hope that was cubic zirconia. Or wait -- do men get diamond engagement rings? What is the etiquette? And does this make House the "woman" in their relationship? Ha ha ha! "Wow. This is unexpected," House says. 3B, meanwhile, is thrilled to be part of such a special moment in the lives of the two men who live in her apartment building that she just met like two days ago. Over at the corner table, some old bag urges House to "say yes!" Mind your own business, lady. Also, way to get the crappy table in the corner. 3B decides to leave so House and Wilson can talk things over and runs out, probably sticking House with the check. And no sex, either. And he's the woman in his fake relationship with Wilson. It's been a bad night for House. As soon as she's gone, Wilson snaps the ring box closed and takes her seat and her glass of wine. Good for them, but now everyone else who witnessed this is going to be wondering what the hell just happened for the rest of the meal. Way to ruin everyone's night out, guys.