Wilson comes home to see the TV on what appears to be the Style channel. He's initially happy to see that the cable has been turned on, but then notices what House is watching ... and who he's watching it with. Yes, it's 3B, enjoying a backrub from her harmless new gay best friend. And they have Chinese food! And candles. And wine. House has a great time grinning triumphantly at Wilson, who appears to be wondering to himself why he didn't see this one coming. Then he decides to accept 3B's invitation to hang out with them, much to House's dismay. Is it just me, or is this turning into Three's Company?
Mickey gets his MRI (of DOOOM!!) while Taub and Foreman chat in the booth. Foreman says he spoke with Cuddy again, this time bluffing that he had a job offer in the hopes that she would give him a raise now that he had some leverage. It didn't work, so now Foreman will be leaving PPTH as soon as Mickey's case is over. "OH SHIT!" Taub's face says. And yes, this is definitely an episode of Three's Company.
Wilson invites 3B over to the apartment to give her a dose of the truth: "House is lying to you." 3B thinks he's talking about how House and Wilson keep saying they're straight and just friends when they are obviously a gay couple. "It's 2010. Nobody cares if you're gay anymore," she says, somewhat inaccurately. Wilson attempts to prove his heterosexuality by telling her to look around the apartment and notice how straight male it is. They have no furniture, for instance. Why not? What happened to all the furniture in CTB's apartment? Also, "there are no window treatments." 3B thinks the fact that Wilson called them "window treatments" shows that he's kinda gay. Yeah. I'm a straight woman and even I don't call them that. What's wrong with "curtains?" Also, 3B noticed a Carpenters album. Oh, come now. Straight men can't like the Carpenters? What kind of world do we live in? Wilson says that House is just pretending to be gay to win her trust and sleep with her. As he says this, I think he realizes how insane he sounds. 3B accuses Wilson of being jealous that his boyfriend has a new friend and isn't spending enough time with him. 3B is a moron.