House

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Sara M: B+ | 1246 USERS: C+
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House confronts Wilson about his lying about Chase and Cameron's new jobs for no reason. Of course, Wilson thinks this served a purpose, as it got House to confront his residual feelings of guilt, except that it didn't and it never does and why do you think this little game is going to work for the one hundred and seventeenth time when it hasn't worked the other one hundred and sixteen, Wilson (and to a lesser extent, Cuddy)? Either the mind games work and House starts to see things differently, or they don't and House stays the same and Wilson STOPS DOING THEM ALREADY. Wilson comes clean and says Cameron has been a senior attending in the ER -- and blonde -- for the past three weeks, while Chase took a job at PPTH to be near Cameron. And Cameron stayed at PPTH to be near House and we all know it. Hopefully the ER did too, and offered her a shitty salary because they knew they could get her for dirt-cheap. House asks where Foreman's working, but Wilson hasn't learned a fucking thing and says Foreman is working at New York Mercy, like any of us think House saw the Ghost Of Foreman at this point.

The makeup department missed out on a fun opportunity to give Greta humorously gigantic boobs the next time we see her, when she's lying in bed getting the scoop from Kumar and Anne. Kumar says they got rid of all her cysts, but the disease is genetic and incurable. They could come back. "You need to come clean to NASA," says Anne. She might as well come clean, since Anne's just going to follow Greta to NASA and point at her until someone asks what's up. Greta says she'll get regular screenings to make sure there won't be any more surprise cysts. She can do this with her piles of mystery money. House appears and says Greta doesn't have to bother -- he already told on her to NASA, because the last thing he needs is for a wayward space shuttle to come crashing down on PPTH because its pilot got a lung cyst and heard colors. Let's save that for Season Ten.

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