Outside Pilot's home -- which I'm expecting to be some kind of mansion, based on the incredible pay she gets as an Air Force captain that gives her fifty thousand dollars to throw around -- the three unlucky Numbers try to figure out how to break in. Cute Guy Number 10 offers Old Guy 26 a hand onto some garbage dumpsters to break into Pilot's window, but Old Guy says he pulled a muscle in 1987 and isn't up to such physical exertion. I'm guessing he pulled that muscle laughing at the outrageously funny antics of Balki on Perfect Strangers. "Don't be ridiculous," am I right?? Borat's got nothing on Balki! 2 is full of bitterness, telling everyone she had to repeat two years of medical school because America doesn't trust medical schools in other countries. Although if she really didn't want to do that, couldn't she have just practiced medicine in her own country? It's not like she flew to America and they surprised her with the two extra years of med school and put a gun to her head to take them. She doesn't want to waste the extra education by getting deported for burglary, but she hops onto the garbage dumpsters anyway. Old Guy asks them to unlock the front door and let him in when they get inside, to which 10 says that this is a competition, so he and his pulled muscle can stay outside. 10, the AARP is going to hunt your ass down for this.
Anne Dudek returns to House's car, where 18 is dutifully cleaning the same exact tiny section of it that he's been cleaning for the last ten minutes now, and she says she never intended to quit -- she just wanted to make everyone else do it. Oooh, look at Little Miss Richard Hatch over there! Is that joke still relevant now that he's in jail, though? Anyway, Anne Dudek tells 18 they're going to take the car to a proper car wash since she somehow stole House's keys. Ew. I'd rather wash the car myself than pay for a car wash. Those things are expensive and, if it's the kind you drive through yourself, kinda scary.
10 and 2 attempt to open the window using a screwdriver until it's opened for them -- by Old Guy, who used his Old Guy charms to convince the building super to let him into the apartment to check on his niece. "Nice guy -- two daughters at Mount Holyoke," he says. Oh, someone's got some lesbians for daughters! Super will probably never figure that out, though, as his powers of observation truly suck, considering that Pilot is kinda black and Old Guy is kinda white, so the chances of them being related are pretty slim.