House isn't done with the Cuddy ceremony just yet, it seems. Now he's trying to convince Wilson not to attend, either. What a dick! Wilson figures out that House actually wants to go to the ceremony and be a part of Rachel's life. House says he only wants to have sex with Cuddy's baby as soon as it's of legal age. What if she's ugly, though? Wilson tells House to go to the ceremony and act like a human being. House says he doesn't want to go and he's not capable of acting like a human. He demonstrates this by stealing a brownie off a passing kid's lunch tray.
Taub reports to Generic Diner, where he finds the kid who accused Danny of molesting him. Idiot. I hope he gets sued. How did he even find out the kid's name anyway, let alone where he works? Don't they go through great pains to keep a molested kid's name unknown? Anyway, Taub tells the kid that Father Danny might have AIDS. "So?" the kid, named Ryan, asks. Taub wasn't expecting this reaction. He tells Ryan to get tested if he hasn't already. Ryan doesn't seem too worried about himself, just asking how sick Danny is. "Very," Taub says. Ryan says he's been tested, but he's obviously lying and hiding something. He's also not very appreciative that Taub risked his career for him.
Foreman's got his Job Suit on. He marches into House's office and demands his job back. Hadley walks in and asks what Foreman's doing. House is having a great time, since he knows Foreman well enough to know that he's doing this behind Hadley's back at her expense. And the guilty look on Foreman's face seems to agree. Hadley is pissed because she already turned down the Mercy job offer. Of course she did. She's not going anywhere. Foreman says she can find something else. Hadley wants to know why Foreman came in without telling her and accuses him of having to be in control. He says she's being controlling, too. "Yeah! Who's the controlling bitch now?" House says as he sits back and watches the fun. Foreman says Hadley never intended to save him -- she just offered to do it because she knew he'd say no and then she wouldn't have to feel guilty. "You're an idiot," Hadley whispers. She leaves. House asks Foreman if he's going to chase after her or stay and get his job back. Foreman chooses the job. I'm not surprised, but I am disappointed.