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Doctors Without Boundaries
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I have to open this recap with an apology -- it seems that last week's Giovannini's Mirror Syndrome was not, as I had assumed, totally made up. Reader Arthur just sent me an email with a link to the British Psychological Society's blog, where a case of a man with brain damage who mimicked the occupations of the people around him. A team headed by a Dr. Giovannina Conchiglia was studying this man, and I'm guessing that's where the show got it from. They called it a "Zelig-like Syndrome" after the Woody Allen movie, though. I guess they're fans of old men who marry their step-daughters. Anyway, my faith in the writers has been restored by this, and I'm sorry for doubting them in the first place. And it's my fault, really, as I had stopped reading the British Psychological Society's blog in favor of the Canadian Psychological Society's blog, which was closely monitoring depression in Canadians following the introduction of Lynn Johnston's hybrid For Better or For Worse comic strips.

Anyway, it's drag racing time at House! Two racers prepare to square off against each other in a sport I simply do not understand. How does it require skill to put your foot on the gas pedal until you reach the finish line? I mean, in regular racing where they have to around a track and pass opponents and stuff, that takes skill. But drag racing seems like you could just wedge a stick between the gas pedal and the dashboard and get the same result. Oh well. The racer who is doomed to become the POTW is a young lady, who goes through her pre-race ritual with her manager/team owner/Dad where he feels like he's going to barf and asks her if she wants to go to law school and she answers that she hates lawyers (although she will probably like them a whole lot more at the end of this episode).

The "race" begins and we're thrown into a realm of CGI while our driver is thrown into a realm of vision problems, seeing the track in slow-motion looking all stretchy-like. Then she gets over it and finishes the race, winning and setting a record. The audience cheers wildly even though they've got to feel kind of stupid for paying money and spending their entire day getting to and from a race that lasted all of three seconds. The driver, Casey, does a post-race interview with a heftier Nick Warnock. What is this so-called "businessman" doing as an actor? Clinging onto the seconds of fame he has left, I suppose. As her dad drives up, Casey excitedly says it was the "coolest ride of [her] life." Then she starts having the vision problems again and passes out. Her dad runs over and tells someone to call an ambulance, although you can't see his face when he says this because the camera is zoomed in on his armpit for no reason.

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