Hadley stands on the threshold of the bedroom and pouts. She's probably got all kinds of mental images of what goes on in there now, thanks to Kumar's snooping. Kumar wants to turn those mental images into real one, and tries to makes a case for watching the homemade porn, to which Hadley snarks that unless they're having sex on a pile of asbestos, she doubts it'll give them any clues. Hee hee. Then Hadley loses me when she scolds Kumar for not watching the video because he knows the patient, saying if CTB was a stranger he'd be watching. Um, he'd be watching this one too if you hadn't slammed the computer shut on his fingers. And he's still trying to watch it! So the only person altering her behavior right now is you, Hadley. "We shouldn't be treating her at all," she says, shaking her head. Okay, that's a good point. But it's not very nice of Hadley to point out when writers put things on the show that would never, ever happen in a real hospital. It's called dramatic license, Hadley. Kumar gives up on Hadley doing her share of the work and goes off to search the bathroom.
House writes on the Whiteboard and then sits back and stares at it, willing it to give him an answer. It doesn't, but that's cool because CTB has made a miraculous recovery and is standing in House's office right now wearing a smart red pantsuit. Oh, but it's not actually CTB; it's a dream. He asks her what symptom he saw, suggesting a myoclonic jerk. "BORING!" CTB says. House starts to wonder if he took too many Alzheimer's pills and is not floating around someone else's subconscious, for his loves rare neurological symptoms. Rare, my ass! Didn't we see one last week? Or did House just suspect Driver had one? Either way, we saw one in the first season, and we've seen it enough that I know how to spell it well enough to override my spellchecker. CTB just wants to know what they did together while she pours him a glass of sherry. House asks if that means they met for a drink. CTB asks if that's all they did, tooting her own horn by saying House thinks she's beautiful, smart, and always has to get everything she wants -- "the things he likes about himself." House likes that he's beautiful? Really? I didn't know he was all full of himself like that. Cockiness always makes a man less attractive. With that, CTB takes a seat on House's lap and says she always liked House's mind and his blue eyes. But stupid Wilson was around, so they had to meet up in a random bar to get away from him. "Do I feel familiar?" she asks, as House seems to be enjoying this part of his dream. "What do you feel?" CTB asks. Then she finally decides to answer one of her own questions: "electricity." With that, House wakes up with a start that knocks over the cup of coffee that his recent heart attacked body shouldn't be drinking anyway.