Ted's hot girl is talking to a guy now, whom Robin thinks is cheesy, which makes her want something cheesy. Barney tells Robin she's jealous that the hot girl has it and Robin's lost it. Robin disagrees, insisting she could find it. Barney compares her to a carton of milk that's expired, so Robin leaves angrily. But she takes her junk food, of course. Back with Marshall and Lily, she says they can't tell her dad about the baby until there's a baby. Marshall wonders how his dad is going to give his boss notice for three months off work. She's like, "Uh, what?" He informs her that his mom and dad are coming to stay with them for three months when the baby's born. "We talked about this." She says they did NOT, and he says, "Me and my dad talked about this." She tells him to have a baby with his dad, to which he replies, "Why don't you have a baby with your butt?" Lily: "What?" Marshall: "I can't think straight. Why do you have to wear that shirt?! This is not how I thought this night was going to go!" As he storms out and everyone turns, Cindy spots Ted trying to hide in his booth.
She comes over and asks to talk to him in private. He goes against his will as Lily rejoins Barney. She asks if she's right that Marshall talks to his dad too much, but Barney says if he could talk to his dad, he would never not be on the phone with him. Touched by the sentiment, Lily's like, "Wow, that was really..." But Barney spots a girl and goes, "Woah! A hottie with a body! Boing!" Lily finishes: "...brief." Barney points to the hottie, who is Robin. He says she's a saucy little minx, who sun dressed up. Robin gets hit on, then acts like an arrogant idiot. She tells the guy to scram, then sits with Barney, who tells her she's super-hot. It's sweet, then she pulls junk food out of her cute new purse. Cindy tells Ted she's sorry she was such a jerk, since he wasn't what she wanted, either. She wants to make it up to him, so he suggests setting him up with a friend. She says that wouldn't be odd, and tells him to say goodbye before he leaves. Back at the table, Barney and Ted stupidly high six over this. But at least they realize it's stupid.