Columbia/UC Sunnydale Exterior: As the theme from Indiana Jones plays, Ted runs across campus with his huge picture of the Empire State building. We jump to the apartment where Lily is sympathizing with Ted for being 20 minutes late on his first day. Then we flashback to his classroom, as Ted says, "Yeah, but here's the funny thing. By that point, I didn't have time to think about what kind of teacher I was going to be. I just got up there and talked about architecture. And it was kind of great." Lily and Marshall (who's wearing the whip around his neck) congratulate Ted, as do Barney and Robin, who are still trapped inside Robin's room. Marshall decides to speed things up using enhanced interrogation techniques. He breaks out the pancakes and bacon, and using a fan, directs the irresistible aroma toward Robin's door. That's all it takes. Although without checking the credits, I've got to say, this episode must have been written by guys, right? I'm thinking most women would have had to use the ladies' room before Ted even got to his class, never mind home again.