At laser tag, Barney calls Robin and wonders where she is, since the Boy Scouts have grown a foot since last year and are terrifying. Robin tells him there was a change of plans, and Nora shows up to avenge the kids shooting him with lasers. Lily's watching Predator alone when Marshall sneaks in with a glass of wine, a "Happy Valentine's Day, Lily Pad," and a kiss.
Tag. Lily's on the couch with her shirted-up Marshpillow. She looks at "him" awkwardly, then says they both knew this would end eventually. Soap opera music as we close-up on the pillow. The end.
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DeAnn, a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon, isn't single but doesn't like Valentine's Day much either. You can contact her at firstname.lastname@example.org.