The next stripper's name is Jasmine, and she is a dead-ringer for Lily, so of course we'll be calling her Vamp Willow. Marshall can't believe his eyes. Barney though, is so excited; he's already on the phone to Ted, who is on his (second) first date with Jen. Ted he says he can't talk, right now. Barney's in a tizzy, so he replies that he, too, is speechless. "Everything's as perky as we've always imagined." Marshall slugs him and tells him to stop looking at Vamp Willow. Ted begs off the call, but not before he whispers to Barney to take a picture.