SagetTed explains, over a shot of the city at night, that he's had a lot of weird and random things happen, but the car accident was one of the few that he calls a miracle. Not because of what happened, he says, but because of what happened next. Ted finds Stella at the Kiddie Funland. Her daughter is playing Whack-A-Mole. Ted asks to talk to her. They sit in a racing game. He got her a little stuffed orange kangaroo. Ted says he's been thinking about what's changed since the accident. He says he's changed and he's ready to give her what she needs. He says he spent 10 minutes at the claw machine trying to get her a big fake diamond ring. But all he could get was the kangaroo. "Diamond ring?" she asks. "Will you marry me?" Ted asks. They're facing each other and we go to black immediately. No tag, no epilogue, no hints. That's it. Season Three is over.
Thanks for reading this season and thanks to the show for being so consistently funny and entertaining. And yes, awesome. Have a great and legen... wait for it... dary summer!
-- Omar G. is a journalist and comic living in New Braunfels, Texas. You can find him on Terribly Happy, Space Monkeys! and at Videogamey.com.













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