Ted's: PJ walks in with a bouquet of roses and a letter in hand. He's greeted by Ted trying to pull him into a wisdom walk, and by Robin taunting him that she took the bathroom key without permission. And bless the PYT's young heart, he's had enough of both of them. "Look... you guys are both great, but the truth is I'm taking another job." He holds up the flowers and the letter. "These are for you." Turning, he says, "Robin, I hope this letter offers some closure," and hands her the envelope. He then gives Ted the bouquet. "Ted, I'm really going to miss you." Hee. Not worth it, but still, hee. Thank you PYTPJ, for ripping off the bandage. I work at home if you find yourself in need of another... position.
GNB: A mob of guys crowds around arguing about fantasy baseball league trades. They're all threatening in one way or another. Finally a voice says, "Okay, Okay! I'll figure it out." It's PYTPJ! He shoves his paperwork in a folder and leaves the conference room. Marshall's seated at the big table. Barney, who's standing at his side, laughs. "Hire the kid to be a paralegal. He gets to do all the work, and you still get to be Sports Guy. Pure evil, Eriksen. Pure evil." Lily must have come up with that idea at home, right? At any rate, Barney thanks him. I'm not even going to pick this nit I've got about how, if GNB's ramping up for another round of lay-offs, they've probably put a moratorium on hiring, because I'm just so glad the Ted/PYTPJ/Robin triangle is over! Thank you Marshall (and Lily)!