How I Met Your Mother

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After the break, Barney asks Lily if Robin's been this way since their breakup. Lily clarifies that she was doing much better until the J.Lo-centric Super Date reared its ugly head. "And now she's off sulking... God knows where." Barney nods. "I know where." And we cut to...

Firing Range: Robin gets off a couple of tearful shots before Barney walks in. When she sees him, she removes her goggles and ear protection, and tries to act casual as she rubs her eyes and pretends that she's glad he and J.Lo are hitting it off. "I'm so glad that you two... randomly... happened to find each other. It just... warms my frickin' heart." Without putting her gear back on, she picks up the gun, and fires off four more rounds. When the gun is empty, she growls and throws it at the target. Barney tries to pretend she's not upset, but she finally lets it all out. Constantly talking about his conquests makes her feel like she was just another number to him. Barney assures her she isn't. Robin then complains that he's now taking J.Lo, who he barely knows, on a Super Date, when she never got treated that way. "It just sucks, that's all. It just sucks." Barney knew he was bad at boyfriending, but never guessed he'd be even worse as an ex. He apologizes. He wants to make it up to her, so he asks her how to make things up to her. Does this not seem terribly condescending to the rest of you? Grrrr. Anyhow, Robin tells him he's already proven she's not important to him. Barney won't take no for an answer and tells her to ask him for anything. Big fricking deal, dickhead. Er, that was from me. Robin says, "Okay. Don't sleep with Anita." Oh, Robin. Don't. Don't. Barney says, "Done." Robin calls bullshit. "Why else would you be taking her on this Super Date?" Barney shakes his head. "She's not going on the Super Date, Robin. You are." Uh... screw you, Barney. That was me, too. Robin's expression is more WTF. And so we cut to...

How I Met Your Mother

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