Marshall tries to smile politely at the goings-on, but Saget!Ted narrates: "And then Lily gave her dad a look that Marshall had only seen a few times before, a look we all prayed never to be on the receiving end of - her You're Dead To Me look." As music that sounds like it's straight out of The Exorcist plays, Lily's (then dark) hair blows back. Her nostrils flare. Her eyes glow fluorescent orange. My word, I feel like I'm looking at Dark Willow! Heya, Dark Willow. Don't you need to suck all the magic out of all the books before you do that? No? Don't smite me Dark Willow. I am not the droid you're looking for. Chris Elliot is right over there! Dark Lily turns to her father and he poofs into thin air, leaving only ashes in his wake. Saget!Ted then brings us back to...

Slapsgiving 2009: Lily stands at the door just staring at this man who sure seemed dead-to-her to me. Mickey smarms, "Hey, Princess." He brings out a board game box he was hiding behind his back. "I brought 'Diseases'!" (Yeah, and that's the game, but shudder, Elliot really gives me a wiggins, so... um.) Lily, having mercy on me, slams the door on his face, and we cut to commercial. I'll be right back after I shower.