Marshall tries to point out Barney's big flaw. He can't think of anything. Marshall figures it out: Barney talks in a weird high-pitched voice sometimes. Glass shatters. Robin adds that he's constantly using lame catchphrases. More glass. Ted says Barney spaces out and doesn't pay attention to what they're talking about. Oh God, so much glass shattering! For everyone! "I'm sorry, what?" Barney asks. "You can't think of anything because I'm (high voice) aaawesome!" Robin says he did all three, just then. Ted corrects that "Awesome" is more catch-phrase than word. Shut up, Ted. Robin wants to literally tear his head off. "You mean FIGURATIVELY!" he yells. No, she literally means literally. She yells "literally" a few more times while Lily starts chewing loudly. Robin asks if she's chewing gravel. Marshall says it sounds like cufflinks going up a vacuum cleaner. Lily asks him to sing about it. Robin says he sometimes says nonsense sentences like a stroke victim. She says they're catchy: "Apple orchard, banana, cat dance 8663!" she sings. By the end, everyone's singing along. She asks what that even means, because he once sang it for three hours. Marshall realizes it's his password. "AOBCD8663." Everyone rushes to the computer. It's another video everyone likes called "golden reliever." Marshall looks. "I'm a lawyer," he says. Big cheer.













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