Meanwhile, Barney approaches Robin -- prepared to confess his feelings for her. We cut to...

Ted's Apartment: Ted hears a clattering noise in his kitchen and gets up to investigate. We cut back to...

Up On a Roof: Robin interrupts Barney and tells him she has to tell him something, first. Barney asks what it is. Robin takes a deep breath. "I think I'm in love with you." We cut (Hey show, no fair cutting right now; we've been waiting so long for this) to...

Ted's Apartment: Ted enters the kitchen and screams. The camera pans to THE GOAT standing in front of his stove. Commercial.

Up On a Roof: Marshall's still steeling himself to jump when Lily's cell phone rings. She sees that it's Ted calling and shushes everyone at the party, and answers, trying to sound all casual. We cut to...

Ted's Apartment: "It's here, Lily. It's looking at me." There's a quick cut to Lily in which she says, "What is?" and then we're back to Ted, who clenches his teeth. "The goat." Saget!Ted narrates the history of the goat which you can get here. Because I've got to cut back to...