At Marshall and Lily's, Ted's filling the gang in on what he said. Marshall can't believe he actually used Jed Mosely's catch-phrase. Ted knows, but he was just so upset. Then he asks how they know it's his catch-phrase. They all stutter awkwardly. Ted plans to move to a country where people don't watch it, but Robin says there's no place to do that, even North Korea, because Kim Jong-il apparently loved it. Marshall says it's okay and then rants about how he's nice to everyone because he doesn't care about baggage and doesn't walk away from it, and you know who taught him to be that way? Ted, who's uncynical and sincere and believed in things. Marshall believes that, deep down, Ted's still that guy and he wants to go and get that girl, because she's the love of his life. Ted stops him here and says they're only three dates in; but she seems nice. That'll do, so he goes to get her. And he knows where she is. As we all do. A clip of FauxTony and his underprivileged child, who talks him into going to the wedding to get FauxStella and then Ted running.
Ted arrives at the theater for the wedding scene, and jumps in front of the screen. He says, "Royce," FauxTony shouts, "Stella!" Royce is like "Ted?" FauxStella replies, "Tony?" Chris Kattan, disgusted: "Tony!" Barney, from the back, asks, "Ted?!" Ted, equally puzzled: "Barney?" Barney slurps his drink. Ted and FauxTony have their scenes at the same time. Ted confesses about Stella and the movie, as FauxTony confesses his love for FauxStella. They even both say "the wedding bride" at the same time. Ted says this doofus isn't him, so Barney asks, "Just to be clear, are you saying that you don't have a pair of red cowboy boots in your closet." Ha. Got 'im. Ted says they're actually more of a burgundy. Then he and FauxTony share another scene, followed by Royce and FauxStella professing their desires for pancakes and love, respectively. Barney goes along and starts chanting, "Kiss him! Kiss him!" Saget!Ted tells his kids that Barney didn't say kiss, and the usher comes in and makes him leave. Ted and FauxTony continue being in the same scene, and it all ends with a romantic kiss on the screen and one in front of it. Barney dumps popcorn all over the place on his way out. Royce and Ted kiss over "The End."