Barney at the bar. Rhonda, wearing a strange leopard coat, comes in. She says she saw Ted at the gym and he told her about Barney's little problem. Barney asks if she changed her mind about "Penis/Vagina." Barney asks if he was really that bad. She says nobody's good the first time. Barney thought he was. Rhonda tells him that sex isn't everything. She asks when the last time Barney had a conversation with a woman with no intention of scoring. Instead of answering the obvious, "Lily," Barney says he sat next to Madeleine Albright once. "I didn't intend to hit that," he says. Rhonda doesn't think sleeping with her will solve anything. Cut to Barney and Rhonda playing Go Fish at her place. She asks if it isn't nice to just sit and have a conversation. "No," Barney answers. She agrees that it sucks. So they have sex. Cut to the bedroom where Barney really did just rock her world. She tells him it was amazing. "And I'm not lying," she says. Barney, getting dressed, is not surprised. She asks if it was good for him. He says woodenly that it was the best sex he ever had. He yawns and says, "Later," as he leaves. "Daddy's back," he says at the door. Yay! Mopey Barney's just not as fun.
MacLaren's. Ted comes to the booth, very sore. He can't move his limbs too well. Lily says she has more energy. Robin agrees that working out is awesome. They all agree that the gym is awesome and a great decision. They all toast, or at least Ted tries to. SagetTed tells us sagely, "And we never went back to the gym again." And that's it. That's really going out on a ho-hum note, but they can't all be gems, I suppose.