Ted talks to his new friends, the three refreshing beers. As he does, Winnie from The Wonder Years walks up behind him. In case you didn't know, she was a one-night-stand of Ted's in the episode "The Pineapple Incident." And I believe SagetTed told his kids that he never saw her again after that. Guess he's a lying bastard of a father. "Ted? Trudy!" she tells him. Ted says he hasn't seen her since...we cut to "about two years ago" when they were making out. Ted is holding a pineapple in his hand as they make out against a door in his bedroom. Porno music is playing. Trudy reminds him that she climbed out the fire escape. Ted tells her that he was super wasted as he holds all three beers. We skip ahead a bit and Ted is telling Trudy that he was embarrassed to call her. Trudy says she was embarrassed too, from the climbing out the window. She says she forgot her underwear. Uh...wow! Ted jokes that he thought they felt a little different when he wore them. Ted keeps joking in that direction. Trudy says she's glad she ran into Ted. Who wouldn't be? Just as Ted is asking her out, a blonde woman comes up and recognizes Trudy. They hug and shriek and recognize each other as sorority sisters. They're from Kappa Epsilon Gamma. Everyone in the bar can hear about it. Ted jokes that they must have met in prison. The other girl, Rachel, says they were best friends when they weren't at each other's throats, competing. They sing an annoying song and go, "Woooo!" They wander off, catching up as Ted is left with his three beers. He asks them what they want to do. Rachel comes and tells Ted that they got a table; she invites Ted to join them. Ted was planning to leave. "I want you to stay!" she says. Ted changes, "I'm tired," to "I'm tired of people who fold early cuz I am WIDE AWAKE!" Nice save. Ted takes his three beers and tells them to be cool. Always.