Bathroom; Split Screen: Barney calls Robin. "Hey Robin, it's Barn Door. Guess what. I'm open." Robin's getting another call, so she puts him on hold. It's Ted and our screen spits into three sections. "Hey Robin, it's Teddy Bear. Need a little honey? Agrrrr grrrr." Oh my, I'm watching from the hall right now, for any number of reasons. Robin tells him to hang on and clicks back to Barney. "Hey Barney, I'm gonna have to call you back. Ted's on the other line and uh I think he's in trouble." Barney: "Ted's calling you? Oh, he's in trouble all right." He clicks off. We're back to a two-part split. "Ted, what's up?" Ted: "You have pretty hair -- that's what's up... and down... your back. Agrrrr grrr.." Barney taps Ted on the shoulder and tackles him. Robin listens in stunned disbelief.
The Apartment: Barney and Ted tend to their wounds. Barney says he's going to leave before they do something they regret.
City Streets: Barney stands outside Don's apartment and screams for Robin. "Robin I love you." He's soon joined by Ted, who is just hopping out of a cab. "You son of a bitch." Ted screams that he brought her the blue French horn. Barney screams that he brought it; Ted's just holding it for him. Finally, Robin appears at the window. She's gobsmacked. Thankfully, Don appears behind her and invites the boys up. Ted's so wasted that he smiles at his opponent's invitation.
Don's Place: Don and Robin are on the way to work, so Don instructs the boys to sit down. They think they've won, but really, they're just ready to pass out. Once the boys chest bump and settle in, Don covers them with a blanket. Robin kisses and thanks him.
Dowisetrepla: After the loving, Marshall tells Lily that was nice, and then, "Well, you gots to go." Lily wants to spend the night with him. Marshall: "Oh, I'm sorry. That was a blast, and you're great, but I've got to be up early, so..." He makes a clicky sound as he pulls out the old finger gun, and winks at her. Lily: "You're just kicking me out?" Marshall: "You knew what this was." Hee. Resigned, Lily returns to her own twin bed. Marshall stops her, but just to return her sweatshirt, not to inviter her back to bed. "Don't forget your sweatshirt. Nice try."
Don's Place: After the new couple is done taping the show, Robin returns to Don's and kicks out Teddy Bear and Barn Door. Barney tries to play it off like the whole night was Ted's fault, but Ted apologizes sincerely, and promises that they do all they can to include Don in the gang. Robin: "Don's not going to be a part of the group... and neither am I, at least for a while. Guys, this thing with Don is real and I want to see where it goes, and I'll never be able to do that if I keep hanging out with my ex-boyfriends, all the time. It just won't work.... I'm moving in with Don." The boys watch as she walks out of the bedroom.