At his apartment, Ted hands Barney a sketch and tells him to go easy on him. Barney's thrilled with it. "Ted, this is amazing. The detail, the shading, the playfulness of the lines -- this is exactly what Princess Leia would look like, topless." Sillyheads. Ted says it's his way of thanking Barney, and asks if he wants to see his building designs. Barney, still looking at Leia's boobies, says, "Nah, I'm good." Marshall comes in and tells the guys Lily just texted him to say she's at Giddy Ups with a bunch of Woo Girls. Barney rushes out so quickly, he knocks a load of papers out of Marshall's arms.
Back at Giddy Ups, Jillian returns to the table, and says her boob just fell out of her top while she was at the bar. My husband woos. The women on the show gasp. Jillian yells, "Trick! I pulled it out for a free drink." Jillian and friends let out a "Woo!" Robin changes the subject and asks Jillian what it's like to teach the second grade. Jillian can turn it off as quickly as she turns it on. "So rewarding. I don't know if you're familiar with the RIE technique, but it derives from the progressive educational philosophy of Rudolf Steiner, who founded the Waldorf School, which... Oh my God! I LOVE THIS SONG! Come on you lazy skanks, let's dance!" So much for Woo Fu, Jillian. The women rise, let out a "Woo!" and leave Robin and Lily at the table. Jillian comes back for them. "You too, you dumb whores." Lily tries out the spicy talk. "Oh, no thank you... ya ignorant hussy!" Barney arrives and chastises Lily for not bringing a Woo Girl into their group. Lily says they don't need one, and Barney makes a stump speech about the importance of Woo Girls. "The souvenir shot glass industry would collapse, so would the body glitter industry and the stretch Hummer rental industry. Tiny cowboy hats would be worn only by tiny cowboys. And when 'Brown Eyed Girl' would come up on the jukebox, all you would hear would be silence... and 'Brown Eyed Girl.'" And he really should have Marshall's Dr. Seuss hat on here. "But who would woo, Lily? Who would woo? Would you? Would you... woo?" Just then, Jillian and friends pass by. She's inviting them to name her boobs. To Robin and Lily, Barney says, "Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with... Hannity and Colmes." Like it's a surprise he's into big ones.