Robin, with a spear and a fur draped over her, walks around looking for Barney. He's back with the Egyptian garment, but now he's wearing it, headpiece and all. He walks like an Egyptian and brags: "Niled it!" That's when the security guard finds them, and is all, "Ahem. Excuse me." Barney hilariously points out what Robin's doing, as if he's done nothing wrong himself and the guy won't notice the Egyptian garb. Back in the bug room, Zoey continues to cry about how she got married at 22 to someone who calls himself "The Captain." Ted points out the positive: He seems like a good guy, and he wears those red pants. She hates boats, though, and even gets seasick. She says she wants to save the Arcadian, because she sees something big and solid when she looks at it. (That's what she said.) She says the rest of her life just feels like she's on a boat. As if that's ever a bad thing. She knows that's crazy, but Ted says it's not and admits the Arcadian should be a landmark. He hates that they have to tear it down, and hates working for GNB. "They're a bunch of wieners and gonads." Zoey says that was really easy, and plays the tape she's been recording in her purse back to him. She says it should be useful. Saget!Ted pictures a story about this on his next crossword page. She tells him that his ass just got bugged in the bug room. She gets up to leave and tells him that he simply must come out on the boat sometime. Dude, she even lies about seasickness? Is nothing sacred?
Security guard's office. He scolds Robin and Barney for thinking they're so clever as they not-so-discreetly touch everything on this desk. He tells them about all the pranks this museum's seen, so they've got nothing. He ends, "One time a kid knocked down a blue whale." Robin stops him and asks if he said someone knocked down the blue whale. He says it wasn't just someone: it was a six-year-old. "That story is legen--" His phone rings and he asks them to hold on while he silences it. Then: "--dary." I don't have to tell you how much Barney's loving this. Barney asks if he happens to know what the young man's name was. The guard doesn't, but he could check the files.