As Saget!Ted narrates, "And by the end of the night..." Claire and Barney start to make their way out of MacLaren's, as Marshall, Lily, Ted and Robin sit in the regular both. Marshall says, "I'm proud of that guy. To be that vulnerable takes a lot of Pringles." Just then, Lily's phone rings. It's a text from Barney: "Look under the table." There, she finds an envelope containing the last page of the playbook, i.e....

The SCUBA Diver: Barney narrates over a montage of the appropriate clips. "Step One: Tell a meddlesome female friend about the playbook. Step Two: Run play on one of her coworkers, making her so angry she steals the playbook. Step Three: Put on a SCUBA suit and tell her you're going to do one more scam, called 'The SCUBA Diver,' on the hot girl standing by the bar. Your friend -- let's call her Lily -- goes and talks to the girl, and tells her everything about the playbook. Now, here's where it gets tricky. When Lily and the girl ask what 'The SCUBA Diver' is, take off your mask; give them some spiel about your deep-seated insecurities -- which don't really exist because, let's face it, you're awesome." Genie-Barney winks at us with a twink. "Feeling bad for you, Lily talks you up to the girl, who then agrees to go get coffee with you." We see Barney and Claire head out the MacLaren's door, but Barney turns at the last moment as Narrator!Barney says, "And it is on." Twink. Back at the booth, Ted drops the page as though it burns. Everyone gasps. Lily scowls. "You sonofabitch!" And? Scene.