We open with Tanya reading a book and shooing flies. She notices two on the table and about a billion on her gross, crusty walls. It's nighttime, but she immediately shows up at Ray's tent to tell him about the flies, because ... what else would you do? She stumbles into his tent and then tells him about the infestation. She's completely panicking, near a nervous breakdown. She adorably describes the flies as "pudgy." He's like, "Are you afraid of flies or something?" She says the universe is trying to tell her she's dead meat, since her boyfriend disappeared in Cuba, and she's afraid Ray's going to disappear, too. He says he's not going anywhere. She's still his pimp, and is not dead meat. She's relieved, but he looks uncertain.
Next day, in a fancy restaurant, Ray's with the enemy (Lenore). She's pointing out how all the women around them have lots of money and husbands who can't please them. Lenore knows this because these women tell her. A waiter comes up and calls Lenore Mrs. (something that I couldn't make out). Ray questions it, and she says that's her maiden name. (Why "Mrs.," then?) Ray's like, "You're married?" Lenore: "No." I get she's supposed to be a little off, but I think they might be going too far with this character. Lenore points out a horny lady across the room, and asks if Ray wants a date with her. Ray worries about Tanya, but Lenore says he has to choose: Lenore or Tanya, because Tanya dilutes the franchise.
As Ray's tearing walls out in his house, he wonders in voiceover why he felt so guilty about Tanya. Uh, possibly because she's sweet and cares about you, and Lenore's an ice queen? If I had to hazard a guess. He continues in VO that he decided to focus on the house, and just when it was almost ready to get rewired, he finds a bunch of honey inside his walls. He feels like the butt of a cosmic joke, and wonders where the bees went. Next day at work, he asks Mike (his assistant coach) if he's ever heard of honey in anyone's walls. He hasn't, and he's confused -- who wouldn't be? -- and he's sort of busy worrying about the list "Joe" told him about that has the names of teachers getting laid off. Mike heard he's on it, so Ray offers to go talk to Rhonda and find out.














