Hung

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DeAnn Welker: B- | 1468 USERS: B-
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Battle for Ray's Bulge

Ray's scraping honey off his walls, as he VOs that he wanted the house, but has a tent; wanted to stay married, but his wife ran off; wanted to play ball, but is a teacher (and a whore); he wanted to teach, but is getting laid off; he wanted electricity, but got honey. Mrs. Koontz interrupts to see if he can give her a jar of honey. Only she'd actually like another type of honey he might be offering. He tries to say he's busy, but she says sometimes it's best to forget your problems and just fuck for a little while. Then he's pouring honey all over her body and licking it off, when Tanya pulls up. She can hear the sex immediately. She finds him having sex in the house and yells, "Whose client is this?!" Then she storms out and he goes after her. He explains that's his neighbor and he can still have sex for fun from time to time. She's mad and flailing around. She says he doesn't even know what it means to be a friend. She drops to the ground next to her car. He asks if she's hungry.

At a restaurant, she's eating sausages and hot dogs, which he points out she doesn't like. She tells him to cut her a break, since it's comfort food and she needs comfort right now. She looks at him and sighs. He tells her he's going to get laid off. She's sorry, but she says if they just focus and work twice as hard, they are unbreakable and can rule the world. He tells her she has a good soul, but he needs a professional, and it will be okay, like a threesome. She asks if he's been in one, and says that every one she's ever been in, the other two screw, while she fetches water. But, hey, she's been in multiple, from the sounds of it, so that's something. She tells him Lenore can't understand Happiness Consultants, because she's unhappy, and doesn't Ray want to bring happiness into the world? He does, but right now he needs money more.

Hung

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