Hung

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Jeff Long: B+ | 1461 USERS: B-
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Don’t Want No Short Short Escort

Ray and Damon watch the two talking. Ray assures Damon that he has his eye on them. Darby will not be riding home with Hammer. Then, he notices Damon is crying. He says he's not crying though. Then, he says that sometimes life is just too much. Poor Damon. He just wants to protect his twin and keep her close and she doesn't even care! Stupid Hammer. Ray tells Damon that you have to make lemonade out of life's lemons, if you like lemonade.

Back to Ray jogging, he passes Floyd Gerber. They're jogging in opposite directions. He stops Floyd and says hello, but Floyd acts like he doesn't know who Ray is. Then, he says that Ray shouldn't hang around Tanya because she's going places. And, Ray's a quitter. Then, he asks how Ray's vintage car business is going -- then runs away real fast.

Ray VO's that running into Floyd was like a bad dream. He didn't realize that he looked like a quitter to people. Meanwhile, Tanya is at her temp job. She's in a daze when a fellow worker asks her a question and startles her. She apologizes to her colleague for being off her game that night, but she replies, "Honey, I don't care." Tanya is frozen in a thought.

Ray tries to buy a structural beam with the money from his pickle jar. There's only $143. He asks the hardware store clerk if he could buy half of a beam and the guy says that $143 isn't enough for that, and who the hell sells half-beams? Ray stuffs his money back in the pickle jar and leaves.

Next we see Ray, he's with Molly again. He apologizes for leaving before -- he thinks he had a 24-hour flu. Molly laughs and says that he husband had the flu too. She wondered if maybe he had a problem with her, but Ray laughs off the notion as he's taking off his shirt. He says that he had been looking forward to being with her. Suddenly, Molly seems nervous. She asks what's next. He takes the wine glass out of her hands and slowly touches her around the neck. Suddenly, she sighs and sits on the bed. It's her husband. He wants to have sex with her every morning at 6 AM, because he has high testosterone and if he doesn't do it every day, he might cheat on her (so says he). The thing is, he's not good at it. He's got a small dick. She doesn't know how to tell him no. AND, every time she thinks of intercourse, she sees her husband's face, so she can't do this. She thinks he should go. He starts to pick up his things, then gets an idea. What if they just relaxed? He sits beside her on the bed. He points out that she was interested enough to get him there twice and it might be her first time with an escort. Ray's NOT going to quit on Molly. Thanks, Floyd! Ray tells Molly that he's a professional and, while she may have a hard time saying no to her husband, she will not have a hard time saying yes to him. He takes his shirt off. She says that it would make her happy to take a look at his penis. He pulls down his pants and she's amazed. She says that she has changed her mind. "You're nothing like my husband, are you?" He replies that they probably don't have much in common. Then, they kiss.

Hung

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