I Love Money
 
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LuluBates: B- | 594 USERS: C+
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So Long, Tosser

I also hate Megan who is just standing there watching all of this. While I certainly don't expect dead-behind-the-eyes Megan of all people to intercede, I am still awestruck by her willingness to just stand there and watch. She tells the camera that she doesn't know how athletic he is or how many fights he's won, but Boston never stands up for himself. She always thought Boston was stupid, but now she realizes he's stupid andpathetic. She is so endearing. When Whiteboy and Chance toddle off to kick puppies and shotgun beers, Mr. Boston comes out of his happy place and stumbles into the shower to wash off Whiteboy's handiwork. Unfortunately, Brandi C. is already in the shower and she starts screaming for him to get out. He does not. Gah. This show is amazing in that every single character is equally deplorable in unique and different ways. It's a rainbow of awful!

Later, Whiteboy corners Megan to try and figure out whether or not she threw the challenge and is planning on voting him off. Megan says that she trusts Brandi and Boston. Whiteboy points out that Boston is totally weak and that if there are physical challenges, they'll need strong people on their team. Megan sleeps on it and comes to the realization that Whiteboy is right. She switches alliances. She and Whiteboy collude on who should go in The Box. They agree on Boston, Brandi, and Destiney. Megan makes Whiteboy promise that he will not vote her into The Box next time. He agrees and then utters the most unlikely phrase ever spoken, "Megan is a soldier. We're going to need her in the long run."

Megan is determined to get Brandi on her side. She tells Boston that the whole team now wants to get rid of Destiney to break up The Entertainer alliance. She somehow convinces Boston that he has to go into The Box in order for them to get rid of Destiney. In the Vault the voting quickly unravels. Five people vote for Brandi C., five vote for Boston, a few vote for Destiney. Destiney bravely votes for Whiteboy and opines that she should never have formed an alliance with Boston because he lets the Stallionaires walk all over him. They walk, they sprinkle him with dog food, dump water on him. It's really sad. Speaking of sad, in order to prevent his check from going in The Box, Boston grabs it and hides it behind his back. He wants time to run out so that 12 Pack will swoop in and put Whiteboy in The Box. Chance and Whiteboy try to wrestle the check out of his hand, but the host steps in to remind them that there is "no physicality" on this show. Bed hopping, spit swapping, psychological abuse, and generally grossing out the audience? Fine. But don't cross the line into "physicality". VH1 has standards after all.

I Love Money

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