Megan and Whiteboy each manage to get out a tear. Brandi C. tries everything to cry. Megan slaps her to no avail (but fun!) and then Whiteboy suggests she gag herself. So we get to watch Brandi C. stick her fingers down her throat and gag until she cries. Real is doing nothing. He wasn't even trying to cry. He did a little manscaping with his tweezers and gave up. Not much of a team player. But it doesn't matter, because Rodeo has managed to wrassle a tear down the arroyos on her face and as it heads to the corral the Gold Team wins for the third week in a row!
Destiney knows she is going home. Her only hope of survival is if Toastee remembers that during the first episode Destiney let her stay if she promised to have her back if the tables were turned. Destiney is aware that everyone on her team and on the Gold Team hates her. She is sad. It hurts her feelings. She is purportedly human. She packs her bags and complains to The Entertainer, who attempts to console her by saying that this mental duress is nothing compared to what she would suffer after six years with him. I'm not sure why he thinks that is a good thing to say, but he said it. While Destiney cries on The Entertainer's big broad shoulder, downstairs the party is raging. Brandi C. is determined to suck up to Toastee since she is Paymaster this week. Sucking up to Toastee involves slurping whipped topping off of her forearms and vacuuming strawberries out of her mouth. That would have the opposite effect on me, but whatever floats Toastee's boat. Toastee tells the confessional that everyone was kissing her ass except Destiney.
The Entertainer has a plan to save Destiney. He is going to get fake drunk and stage a fake fight with Destiney (obviously something involving a threesome that has gone awry) that will send Destiney into the arms of the other girls who will fake console her over her fake breakup. Sounds like an Acme Brand Surefire Plan to me. The only way it won't work is if everyone is too drunk to notice. Drunkenness in this house? No way! Amid the topless bar shots (Heather), pizza tossing (Chance), and debauchery (everyone else), The Entertainer's plan never has a chance. Wow, those people can drink. And where do you get pizza delivery in Mexico?