The Entertainer is not stupid. His words, definitely not mine. He has apparently laid the groundwork for a stunningly brilliant coup. He wants Hoopz and Real in the Box so that when he saves them from elimination they will want to run up and thank him and hug him and squeeze him and make him their bestest friend ever. Apparently The Entertainer just watched The Parent Trap. He is going to talk to Whiteboy about this brilliant plan. Whiteboy is a lot of things (Neil Diamond-tattooed gansta-wannabe Mr. Clean camisole-wearing wigger) but he doesn't look a gift horse in the mouth. The Entertainer wants to play nice? Let him. The Entertainer wants in on his alliance. Whiteboy is totally ready, willing, and able to pretend to let him. Megan interrupts their bald tete-a-tete. She has a long face. And, holy crap, clothes. She actually has clothes. Granted it's a tiny tank top and shorty short shorts, but still, we can call off the clothes drive. Megan is sad because she thinks she is going home. We who read the forums know better because we know (or highly suspect) that she is face mashing with the executive producer of this fine television fare. There is no way she is getting sent home! Right? She interrupts them in order to get more camera time. And to confirm her suspicion that The Entertainer is lying to her about his intentions. Yawn.

The next day dawns and Heather has decided it is time to pow wow with The Entertainer. She wants to make sure that he will protect her because she thinks everyone is going to try and get her in the Box. The Entertainer swears he wants Hoopz and Real in the Box so that they can go on the Power Outing and sweat a bit. Heather realizes that The Entertainer is talking out both sides of his mouth. Previously he claimed that he wanted to get rid of Hoopz, but now he wants to make her "sweat." Heather hears the low rumbling of doom in the distance. Meanwhile, the Double Secret Double Ds are coming up with a scheme to save Megan. Like monkeys with a jigsaw puzzle they are putting the pieces together. They realize that The Entertainer wants Hoopz and Real in the Box so that he can scare them. Once he gets rid of Megan and saves them, they will let him into their Alliance. So Megan and the Double Ds realize that they can't give The Entertainer what he wants. They will put Brandi and Heather in the Box instead. So what is Megan's wacky scheme this week? She is going to convince The Entertainer to get rid of his one friend and ally, Heather. I told you he was going to do something stupid.