I Love Money

Ep.

Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

1-13
Weecap

Happy Ending, or Karma’s a Bitch

The Final Four - In this super-sized season finale, one contestant can’t take the Heat (or rather the 12 Pack, Entertainer and Heather) and gets out of the kitchen before the final competition. That leaves two friends battling it out for a giant check and a hug from Craig.

10.05.2008
10.06.2008
B

LuluBates

1-11
Weecap

Fake Is Just As Good

A Real Dilemma - After last week’s action-packed episode, this week the show returns to its normal state of Thbbbtppppt. Except for the human rights abuses, fake barf, and treachery.

09.21.2008
09.22.2008
D

LuluBates

1-9
Weecap

Love Hurts, and So Does My Head

Pole Riders in the Sky - My momma always said that when raising girls, you did your job well if you managed to keep her off the pole. Apparently, every cast member's mother failed in this regard. In other news, two skanktestants eliminate themselves and the Paymaster gets asked a very uncomfortable question.

09.14.2008
09.15.2008
A+

LuluBates

1-9
Weecap

Spit Take

Drunk with Power - After an unusual challenge, we are left wondering why distance spitting isn’t an event in the real Olympics. Who do we have to sleep with in the IOC to make that happen?

08.31.2008
09.01.2008
C-

LuluBates

1-8
Weecap

Buttered Toastee

Watch Your Back - When the teams are dissolved, the alliances are not. Sadly, this does not make the show any more interesting. Luckily, Megan and her boobs are there to spice things up.

08.24.2008
08.25.2008
C-

LuluBates

1-7
Weecap

And Her Little Dog, Too

The Good, The Bad, and the Confused - In her turn as Paymaster, Megan exposes herself as an evil genius. Or as having severe brain damage. Maybe both.

08.17.2008
08.18.2008
A

LuluBates

1-6
Weecap

Smashing Pumkin

The Blonde Leading the Blonde - Golda Meir once said, “Whether women are better than men I cannot say -- but I can say they are certainly not worse.” This is proven true when blonde ambition takes on the Stallionaires and everyone ends up looking bad.

08.10.2008
08.11.2008
B-

LuluBates

1-5
Weecap

Toastee's Real Destiny

Cry Me a River - This episode proves that just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. 'Cause they are. They totally are.

08.03.2008
08.04.2008
B-

LuluBates

1-4
Weecap

So Long, Tosser

Bamboozlin' Gone Bad - Chicken tossing, backstabbing, co-ed showering, sobbing and a whole bunch of hair gel. Just a regular day in reality-show hell.

07.27.2008
07.28.2008
B-

LuluBates

1-3
Weecap

Sir, Can You Get This Man a Bucket?

Heat's A Crowd - A kissing challenge, in which he's paired with Mr. Boston, brings out the Fred Phelps in Chance. The Entertainer gets some backdoor action with Destiney when Heat falls out of her favor.

07.20.2008
07.21.2008
B

Lady Lola

1-2
Weecap

Bed-Sore Losers

Only the Weak Survive - Team members joust on a hanging bed. Mr. Boston wins the challenge in the clutch and proves for the first -- and likely last -- time that he isn't completely useless. Pumkin and Toastee orchestrate Nibblz' downfall.

07.13.2008
07.14.2008
B+

Lady Lola

1-1
Weecap

The (Money) Pits

A Very "Short Trip" - VH1 reintroduces America (or at least those of us trashy enough to watch) to a formidable array of freaks who consider competing for $250k less shameful than vying for the affections of a former crack head, a wig-wearing "rock star," or a hot tranny mess (minus the "hot"). The pièce de résistance? Those who are kicked off are rendered "Void."

07.06.2008
07.07.2008
B

Lady Lola

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