I Love Money
 
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Craig goes on to say that since there are no teams, the winner of each Challenge will be the Paymaster and will be the only person safe from elimination. Today's challenge is to stab the dummies (the fake dummies that is) in the back with a knife that looks more like an axe. The first dummy with three knives is automatically put into The Box of Elimination. Whoever is left standing at the end is the winner and Paymaster. Pumkin explains the strategy to Megan: throw the knives into the backs of the players they want eliminated. Megan looks confused, because she does not want anyone knowing she is two-timing on her alliances. And because she is mildly retarded. The Entertainer is up first and he throws the knife straight at Hoopz (fake Hoopz). Real is next and he goes straight for The Entertainer. Hoopz is next and she goes for The Entertainer, but misses. Brandi, true to her alliance, aims and hits Whiteboy. Heather also aims for Whiteboy, but her knife hits the sand. Then it is Megan's turn. Despite her promises to the Double Ds, she waltzes up to The Entertainer and knifes him in the back. In her confessional, Pumkin calls her a dumb bitch for watching her own back over the alliance's collective one. 12 Pack hits Whiteboy fair and square and then it is Pumkin's turn. One more knife in Whiteboy's back and he is fair game for elimination. We cut to commercial before we know whether or not Pumkin will take Whiteboy down. Try not to die in anticipation. Yawn.

Pumkin does it! Hope you didn't fall off your chair in shock. Man this show is dramatic! I hope the Emmy judges are paying attention. Look out The Wire, I Love Money is totally going to give you a run for your money. 12 Pack tells us that he's going to do everything in his power to make sure Whiteboy gets sent home. Whiteboy puts on a sulk as Craig sends him to wait on the sidelines 'til the other kids finish playing. Toastee tries to hit Hoopz but misses, shrugs and heads to the back of the line. Megan's turn again, for some reason. Much to the horror of her fellow Double Ds, she heads for and hits Heather in the back. The fact that she didn't send Hoopz home and now she's doing this has Brandi C. stumped about Megan's allegiance. Which is pretty sad for Brandi C. and her career prospects. More tossing, more stabbing and Real finally gets The Entertainer out. In Round Seven or Nineteen or something, Real knocks Pumkin out. His brother is revenged! By a fake knife in a fake back. Inigo Montoya, Real is not. Heather is out, too. Toastee keeps tossing knives at Hoopz and then finally gets her chucked out. In Round 42, 12 Pack and Brandi chuck knives at each other until 12 Pack finally gets Brandi knocked out.

I Love Money

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