I Love Money
 
Episode Report Card
LuluBates: C- | 1014 USERS: B-
YOU GRADE IT
Buttered Toastee

Proving that Megan isn't the only mildly retarded skantestant, 12 Pack tells her to vote him into The Box. She is shocked at his retardedness, but since you should never argue with someone with that much hair gel, she agrees to do it. Besides, with this little gift comes her chance to save Whiteboy. She just needs to convince Toastee to send 12 Pack home instead. When Craig comes in to announce it is time, everyone but Toastee shuffles into the Vault. As the loser, Whiteboy is automatically entered into the Box, but everyone must vote on who is to join him. First in The Box is The Entertainer. Almost interestingly, almost everybody voted for him. He must be extremely annoying. Joining him in The Box is mental defect 12 Pack. 12 Pack sort of justifies his move by explaining that he wants to stay close to Toastee so that Whiteboy can't get to her during the Power Outing. Okay, so maybe he's only mostly retarded. Meanwhile, wacky Megan is up to her wacky hijinks again. She beds down with Brandi to try and convince her that 12 Pack is the stronger player and they should send him home instead of Whiteboy. Her ploy is so transparent, Brandi barely bothers to roll her eyes.

Off to the Power Suckup! Toastee is trying to not let the power go to her head. Whiteboy vows to stay and fight while 12 Pack, his shirt, and his matching tattoo idiotically state that they are merely filler so that Whiteboy will get sent home. When the foursome reaches their destination, they are told that they are receiving a spiritual cleansing. I can only assume it is a colonic where you are flushed with the Holy Spirit. The Entertainer is not amused, because he is Buddhist. Whiteboy is also skeptical of the proceedings, because he is soulless and thus dead behind the eyes. The skanktestants are introduced to Dona Cristina, the medicine woman at the retreat. Poor Dona Cristina. What God did she piss off to get roped into cleansing the spirits of these cock-eyed, suburban spit receptacles for the viewing pleasure of a bunch of drunks and people too hung over to change the channel? Maybe she considers it the Lord's work. The foursome sits down and Dona Cristina makes an incantation over them. Then she takes a swig of sacred squash juice and spits all over The Entertainer, 12 Pack, Toastee and Whiteboy. Raise your hand if you're jealous! The Entertainer is really not amused. Dona Cristina then grabs a giant turkey and waves it over the four newly cleansed souls. The Entertainer and Whiteboy take turns petting the turkey, which is not a euphemism.

I Love Money

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP