Off to the Power Suckup! Toastee is trying to not let the power go to her head. Whiteboy vows to stay and fight while 12 Pack, his shirt, and his matching tattoo idiotically state that they are merely filler so that Whiteboy will get sent home. When the foursome reaches their destination, they are told that they are receiving a spiritual cleansing. I can only assume it is a colonic where you are flushed with the Holy Spirit. The Entertainer is not amused, because he is Buddhist. Whiteboy is also skeptical of the proceedings, because he is soulless and thus dead behind the eyes. The skanktestants are introduced to Dona Cristina, the medicine woman at the retreat. Poor Dona Cristina. What God did she piss off to get roped into cleansing the spirits of these cock-eyed, suburban spit receptacles for the viewing pleasure of a bunch of drunks and people too hung over to change the channel? Maybe she considers it the Lord's work. The foursome sits down and Dona Cristina makes an incantation over them. Then she takes a swig of sacred squash juice and spits all over The Entertainer, 12 Pack, Toastee and Whiteboy. Raise your hand if you're jealous! The Entertainer is really not amused. Dona Cristina then grabs a giant turkey and waves it over the four newly cleansed souls. The Entertainer and Whiteboy take turns petting the turkey, which is not a euphemism.
Back at the Musty Ranch, Megan and her boobs and her little dog, too, make the rounds trying to convince everyone to vote for 12 Pack. During her incoherent ramblings, she inadvertently stumbles on a sane argument: that if they get rid of 12 Pack, then one alliance will still be intent on voting Whiteboy off, the other alliance will be intent on sending The Entertainer away, and the Double Ds will be safe. By Jove, she may be onto something. Brandi and Pumkin are uneasily convinced and prepare to tell Toastee their thought when she returns. The spiritual cleansing portion of the Power Outing is over and now it is time for the liver dirtying. Over drinks, The Entertainer, 12 Pack and Whiteboy yell at Toastee about what she should do while she shrinks further and further into her chair. When time out is called, Toastee asks 12 Pack to stay and talk. They solidify their alliance while Whiteboy sulks in the corner.
When the Power Outing returns to the house, Toastee cupcakes with Brandi, Pumkin and Megan, who fill her in on their plan. Toastee is not convinced, despite some strangely compelling arguments coming out of Megan's mouth. Maybe Megan was bodysnatched by someone smart. I have no other explanation. Toastee takes some time to think about what to do.