We get to flashback to last night, when all of the celebrities got letters from home. The way they had to share them was everyone gets to read someone else's letter. Lou reads the letter from John's wife, who calls him "Farm Boy." John's wife is talking to the moon, and feels like he can hear her. She talks sports to him: "Offense wins games. Defense wins championships." It's very cute. I can't tell if Patti's jealous or happy. Patti reads Sanjaya's letter from his mom, while he cries, especially when she talks about his grandfather looking down on him with pride. Sanjaya says his mom and his sister are the only people who have been consistently in his life, and he's a momma's boy. John reads Patti's letter from Rod. He tells her not to worry, because everyone's fine. She looks totally unemotional, but says making her daughters proud lights a fire under her. Torrie reads Lou's letter from his wife. She's proud of him and thinks he's amazing. She'd like him to kick butt, and can't wait to hold him. Lou says the letter couldn't come at a better time. Stephen reads Torrie's letter from her "man," who says she's freaking awesome and doesn't need tanner or makeup. Torrie cries, and says the letter is going to push her to the end of the competition. Apparently Stephen and Holly didn't get letters. Or they didn't show them, at least. Weird. Maybe Stephen's letter was about his foreclosure, and they didn't want to air his dirty laundry. Commercials.
Back with Myleene and Damien, who say they just made it back to the studio in time to talk to us about nothing. They'll talk to Holly and Janice soon. We can vote again now. The two celebrities with the lowest votes will have to battle it out in a grossout competition at the "Last Chance Saloon." The loser of the competition will go home. And Lou and John are back in the game, so everyone is eligible. You can also vote online.
Here come Holly and Janice, as inspirational music starts up. Holly can't wait to shower, bathe and eat. Myleene says they both made a big impact on camp. She then brings up Speidi for no reason at all, and then asks Holly about Sanjaya. She says they're just friends, and that's all. Myleene asks if she's sure there's not a little crush, and Holly says no, but Janice is shaking her head no. They say she doesn't mince words, then ask her what it was like in camp. She says inoculations were terrible and made her sick in torrential thunderstorms, dealing with crocodiles and her teammates. She loves Costa Rica, but misses her children and dogs. Myleene wants to know how they feel about their campmates. They ask Holly about Patti. She's the sweetest lady, and Holly's fortunate she got to know see the real, true side of her. They ask Janice about Sanjaya. She says he's Tinkerbell. Damien interrupts to ask who they think will win. Holly thinks Sanjaya, but Janice says, "Hands down, Baldwin." Really? That's a weird choice, but okay. Myleene reminds us to vote. And next week is finale week. THANK GOD. See you then. Oh, and now we get our Holly and Janice montage along with the closing credits. At least it's not set to inspirational music this time.