The first one back to plead her case is Janice. She gets on her knees and starts crying. She says she can't act, so she's not acting, but she doesn't want to leave without everyone thinking she's a team player. She's here to ask the five of them to help her help herself to become a better mom. What?! She is truly insane. She tells them they've become her family. John smiles, because he thinks she's totally crazy. Lou believes her. So does Sanjaya. Torrie looks sweet and sad, and then tells us that everyone thought that was the real Janice and she "touched all of us." Ew. Don't let her do that. The next one to come in is Holly, who hugs Sanjaya. Torrie says Holly was instant sunlight. Holly explains that they all get to choose between the two of them. She starts crying and says she really wants this. She wants to come back and eat rice and beans and sit around the fire and smell. She says the choice is up to them, but she misses them more than she thought she would. Everyone loves Holly, but she might be a tougher competitor and America might like her more. Who will the camp choose?! Commercials.
Myleene and Damien are back, telling us what's coming up and what happened earlier. They have the easiest jobs ever. Back in camp, everyone's trying to decide who to vote for. They all love Holly, but they know they need to think about who can beat them. Janice is down by the river "crying." In confessional, she says she's not a bitch. Which is so not true. They get a scroll and call Janice to camp. She says she will be 100, no 1 million percent transformed if they vote her back to camp. I'm not sure what a 1 million percent transformation looks like, so this could be interesting. [Is that like completely transforming 100%, but doing it 10,000 times? - Z] The scroll asks them who should return to camp. The voting was unanimous: Holly's coming back to camp. Janice says she knew it, then she cries in the confessional. She says she's proud of who she is, and she gave it her best, but she doesn't know how to play the game and she has no BFFs here. Lou explains the game is tough enough at this point, without someone who's difficult to get along with. She says goodbye again, and leaves. Let's hope it's for good this time. Janice makes no apologies for who she is. She's a celebrity, get her out of here. No, really. Please do it. Now.
Holly's super-excited to be back. Everyone else is happy too, but especially Sanjaya. They're laying in their hammocks talking. Holly feels like her leaving was a bad dream, and now it's like nothing ever happened. She missed Sanjaya the most, in case you couldn't have guessed that. They hold hands and he welcomes her back. They're both all happy and cute about her being back. He says Holly brings out the best in him. Lou says all is right with the world now that Sanjolly's back together. Everyone is happy for Sanjaya now that he's not sad anymore. Holly says she didn't know how much she'd miss Sanjaya, but now that she's back, she's not going to leave with any regrets this time. And that's all she's going to say about that. In other words: She's totally going to make out with him this time, possibly because the producers told her to go back and do so. That's how much faith I have in the "reality" of this show.