Patti races against herself. She seems to be flying at first, but then slows way up and then falls under the cable and drops two flags. She keeps going and makes it to the final flag. She says she had to dig down deep to finish. Myleene and Damien line the celebrities up to reveal the results. With her penalties, Patti's time was 5:14. He tells her it's "very impressive." But I don't think he means it. Sanjaya finished in 1:58. Torrie finished in 2:50. Lou finished in 2:20. John's time was 2:10. So, Sanjaya and John both get to eat the gourmet salad tonight. Commercials.
Back with just Myleene, who tells us once again that it's Day 23. She says Damien's heading into camp to reveal tonight's first elimination. Oh, and we can vote later. But she says no matter who wins, they are all winners. I would have said "losers," actually, but whatever. Back in camp, Lou reads a scroll that it's time for them to give each other awards. There are 13 awards lined up, one for each celebrity who spent time in the jungle. They all have to decide which award each person will get. They start with the people who are still in the jungle. John nominates himself as "best chef." Everyone quickly agrees. John accepts it on behalf of his mom, who taught him how to cook. John nominates Patti for the "I'm a Celebrity NOW" award. She accepts it graciously but says in confessional she would have rather been "best swimmer" or "quietest." She then stops talking for a long pause. I would say she did it for effect, but I don't think she's that smart.
Lou nominates Sanjaya for the Internal (or Infernal) Music award, but John names it the "jungle funk award." Sanjaya fans himself off, all high-pitched, and says he doesn't know what to say. John suggests Lou as "the Entertainer." He thanks the Academy, since he'll never get to say that in his life. They all laugh. I like that anytime Lou gives me an opportunity to make fun of him, he does it for me. Lou's proud they picked him as an entertainer, since it's what he gets paid for. Patti nominates Torrie as "Strongest," but she doesn't like it, so Patti asks how about "I'm more than a pretty face," and Torrie accepts it, but accidentally calls it the "I am not a pretty face award," which is really funny. Patti corrects her and they all laugh.