Back with Myleene and Damien, who are sitting with all of the eliminated "celebrities," except Frangela. They all look very clean, and Myleene and Damien think they look healthy. Heidi's healthy as long as she's not in the jungle, but Spencer wanted back in. He says he's been calling every day trying to get back in. So ... not suing so much, then? Myleene and Damien flash us back to Speidi antics: He's too rich and famous. He compares himself to Brangelina. He doesn't want to clean up John's shit. The cast is devaluing their fame. Back with the campers, Spencer laughs. Damien asks what was going on, and Spencer says he never lived in the jungle before, and you never know how you'll act until you do live there "with some amazing celebrities." Damien's all, "So they're amazing now?" Spencer says they've actually increased his value of celebrity. Myleene asks what Stephen makes of all that. Stephen thinks Spencer was new in the jungle and is new in his faith, but Speidi has a bright future. Whatever.
Damien tells Janice she's looking beautiful (though she really is not; she is looking heavily coated in makeup, which is not the same). She crazily says, "Oh my God, what got into you?! You totally called me a psychopath before!" My husband: "Because she is." Damien says she was sick when she arrived, and then she got better, but that's not to say it was smooth. He flashes back to a crazy Janice montage, which starts with Sanjaya saying she kept "putting straws on a camel's back, and at one point... she's just going to break it." Granola bar thief, then indignant about it. Lou tries to talk to her. She cries about everything. Back with the other celebrities, she giggles and blames the immunizations for getting her sick. Damien asks Daniel what he thinks, and Daniel's thinking "JFK." Everyone gets it, but Damien quickly moves on from it. If anyone knows what that is about, please fill me in, because I didn't get it at all. Instead of explaining, Damien and Myleene send us back to camp, in the past.
They're in the jungle clearing, at night, and they're all playing for their favorite food for their final meal in the jungle. Myleene says this is their very own "Jungle Spa," since they've been here for so long. There are six stations, and they will visit two each. Each one contains two stars. The more you collect, the more food you eat. First up is the "Scare Wash," which is for Torrie. She lays her head in one of those hair-washing sinks, and has to get stars out of it as cockroaches come out of a hose onto her head. She is shaking as the tub fills up. She gets the second one as cockroaches are crawling on her face, right on her goggles. She says they're biting her, too. She is very brave. She gets up and has cockroaches all over her hair. John wants her to stay over there until she gets them out, but she says she'll bring one to him. We get a final shot of the sink, which also has giant caterpillars or larvae of some type in it.













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