Previously: Last night happened. And then Speidi spent all day in an on-again, off-again relationship (first they quit, then they were replaced, then they wanted back on) with this show. And only now will we find out what really happened. But announcer guy wants us to know that the celebrities will be here for three weeks, and we get some teaser stuff, because it's so hard to wait until the end of the hour to see it all. Especially with a show this riveting. Basically, everyone freaks out and hates it here. There are rats and snakes. Stephen baptizes Spencer. Then Speidi decides to leave (which we already knew, thanks to those gossip sites). Tonight, we get to vote and "control their fate." If only. Did we mention it's live? Opening credits, and then we get actual previouslies. If you don't remember it, you can read the weecap. The gist: Speidi are babies and everyone is crazy enough to eat tarantulas. When the show ended, we were watching Lou, Stephen, Torrie, Patti and Sanjaya in the "trauma tank," which is actually as bad as it sounds. They were all face-down in a kiddie pool of cockroaches, tarantulas, and other creepy crawlies. Ew.
Our hosts remind us again what happened last night: Trauma tank. Damien and Myleene mock Speidi for being "much too famous" to compete last night. Damien and Myleene are so above this show, you know. That's why they're ON IT. Anyway, trauma tank winner gets immunity. And then we get to vote people out of the jungle. Which is probably a favor, so vote wisely. We flashback to the trauma tank, and Heidi explains she couldn't hack tarantulas and snakes, which is why she sat out. We get to see Frangela, Janice and John quit right away again. Janice freaks out, all, "Do you know who I am?! Are you insane?!" Um, someone is, JANICE. Stephen can feel tarantulas crawling on him, and he explains later that he just kept thinking, "Don't bite me." They let in snakes. John is the spectator freaking out the most, and he is telling Patti to pull out since there's a tarantula on her leg. I still see something under her hood, but apparently it's just her hair looking like tarantula legs to me. She says John was talking trash, and she was having none of it. Except that she does quit because she says she could hear a "growl." Do tarantulas growl? She explains she could hear the creatures, but the growl was too much for her. As it would be.