Next question: Which camp mate does America think has been sleeping the most? Sanjaya's horrified that three people chose him, but that was the right answer. Patti eliminates Holly from the competition before she gets to use her strike apparently. Does that seem fair? Torrie gives her star to herself, so she's one away from elimination. Neither Patti or John has a star yet. Next question: Which camp mate does America think eats the most? Janice is the correct answer. Torrie and John got it right. Torrie eliminates herself, because she doesn't want responsibility. John gives Patti her first star. Next: Which camp mate does America think has the best strategy? Correct answer is John, and he gets it right, so he gives Patti another strike. Next question: Which camp mate does America think is the least vain? Patti says "Stephen" and John says "Patti." The answer's Patti. John gives Patti her last strike, and is the new camp leader. He tells us he likes being the leader, and isn't a good follower. They all head back to camp.
John feels good, because he likes winning. He says he was already a leader, and learned from Lou how to be more diplomatic. Janice asks for work. He says he once said he'd have Janice do everything if he was leader, but now all he wants from her is an hour of quiet time a day. He says if he can get Janice to be quiet, "I'm a really good leader. And... a magician." I love him. He better win immunity this week, because I don't want him going home yet. That, or America could vote for him to stay since they voted for him in every other category ever. John reads his first scroll. He smiles broadly because it's pictures of his family. John gets teary-eyed in the confessional and says the pictures are one of the best gifts he's ever gotten, and he can't wait to get home. "But not without a trophy."
At nighttime, Stephen tells everyone how much he thought this was going to suck, and how he thought everyone would be whacked. But he was totally wrong. Um, no, Stephen, you were totally right. Or are we watching a different show?! Torrie says one of her favorite things is when they all sit around camp and say nice things about each other. This night, they're talking about their closest friend in camp. Stephen talks about Lou, because he thinks they've had similar experiences. Lou talks nice about Stephen, too. They've apparently known each other for 20 years. John says Patti, who kept him from jumping off a cliff or walking across that bridge. He says she's his "BFF in camp." Patti reciprocates, saying John's super-considerate, super-smart and so funny. They are totally BFFs. Who would have expected that? Torrie says Janice reminds her of her best friend at home, but she's known Stephen since before this and she chose him as her guardian angel before the show started.