Back in the jungle, Myleene and Damien are about to head into camp to tell the guys their big decision. They head in and greet the celebrities, who all think Myleene looks pretty. Damien congratulates Sanjaya on winning the first immunity trial, making all of the men exempt from the public vote, but not the ladies. Myleene reminds everyone they're live right now. Janice keeps blurting craziness, but Myleene explains that the men have 20 seconds to decide on a woman to save from the public vote. Lou stands and saves Patti. Everyone claps, except Angela, who doesn't look happy about this. I think they knew Patti would be the first one out if they hadn't done that. Stephen talks to his kids, I think. And now the celebrities talk about how good of a choice that was. Torrie swears and is bleeped. The celebrities wonder if they were just on live, and if they still are. They're all, "Nope," so Stephen asks if he can go lay down again. And the cameras finally go away so he possibly can. Damien urges us to vote to save the women we like, and then they both tell us how. I am sort of surprised Frangela are playing as two people. I thought they were playing as one. We go through the numbers. If you care, you can go to NBC.com and find the numbers, or vote there.
Tomorrow, John and Janice are at each other's throats. Wait. How do we know what's going to happen tomorrow? Maybe I am not clear on the concept of "live." And in the weirdest juxtaposition in the history of television, Brian Williams and President Obama come on the screen talking about what Obama does in a day. I'm guessing it doesn't involve eating tarantulas or being baptized by Stephen Baldwin, so I'll stop weecapping here. See you tomorrow.
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