A bulbous-nosed woman wearing a skin-tight buttercup-yellow shirt transfers pasta onto plates before answering a knock at the door. Her hair is a bedraggled mess, as is everyone's in Jack-'n'-Jillville. It's Ferret knocking, her Demoiselles d'Avignon look continuing unabated with another ruler-straight shag that makes her face look like a distended tomahawk. "Hi!" perks Pasta Girl, her nipples blatantly showing, perhaps due to an insouciant omission of undergarments. Ferret looks annoyed and asks where Barto is, then breezes in to discover the cozy dinner al dente being whipped up by old Visible-Nipples. "Did Barto cook all this?" she asks, and VN says, "No, I brought it over. We're gonna be up all night studying, so I figured he'd probably get hungry." Ferret looks squeamish and VN asks if she wants to stay, because there's plenty of food -- and visible nipples -- to go around. Ferret says she has to go to an audition and VN wishes her good luck, then muses haltingly about how much fun acting and dancing are, "especially compared to studying twelve hours a day." Ferret shuts her down with a curt "it is fun," causing VN to gnaw on her hyper-reflective lip gloss and squeak, "Barto should be home any minute, if you want to wait . . ." Ferret says, "Can't," and tells her to give Barto the message that she dropped by. The irrepressible Visible-Nipples bubbles, "It's nice to see you again, Audrey!" Ferret reciprocates unconvincingly, revealing that VN's name is actually "Annie."
Jack & Jill
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Jack & Jill