Jack & Jill

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Tumbleweed: D | 764 USERS: B-
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Audrey staggers down the street dressed like Speed Racer as Barto ambles behind her. "On the kitchen floor?!" she says incredulously. "Jack wouldn't even eat a piece of toast she dropped on the floor." It speaks to the grittiness of Ferret-Face's hardscrabble, urban-rodent upbringing that she considers it strange not to eat crumbs off the floor. Barto says Ferret must get her ankle checked out, and suggests that she go to his dad's best friend, who's an orthopedist. Ferret accuses him of trying to get out of dancing with her on Valentine's Day, spurring Barto to escalate his compulsive diagnoses, saying, "You can barely walk. You could have torn a ligament, you could have soft-tissue damage or a fracture, why don't you just let me check it out." Ferret tells Barto he's "just going to have to play doctor with someone else," and, too stoned to put up much of a fight, he backs off.

Jack & Jill

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