TB starts grilling Barto about why he wants to be a doctor, and Barto mutters something about his dad. TB sneers and says of course, but you never saw Daddy come home with blood on his hands, did you? TB then asks Barto if he thinks Samuel would've made it if Barto weren't so anxious to play doctor. I don't know about the sadistic side of Tom Bosley; I prefer my memories of him as the slightly irascible Mr. Cunningham. Barto says he doesn't know. TB says that's not the kind of confidence he looks for in a doctor. Barto turns around to reply, but TB is gone.
Jack is anally chopping vegetables. Jill tells her she won't believe what happened to him today. Jack starts to get excited. Jill tells her that Reiner took some of his photos over to Filbert's gallery. Jack realizes he means the nude photos. Anger-faces appear on her face. She gets very angry at the violation of her privacy. Jill protests that this is a big deal for him, and it's not like he's displaying her on the side of a bus. Jack gets angrier and Puts Her Foot Down, and says the thought of her nude self on display makes her uncomfortable, and she can't. Jill then confesses that they're already on display.
Camera pans down Toulouse-Lautrec print. Elispa and Jonathan are drinking wine. He tells her the wine is actually from some tiny vineyard in New Jersey. Elispa says, "I thought the only thing they planted in New Jersey was mob guys." My God, what a completely original joke, which manages to combine the heretofore uncombined elements of New Jersey and mob hits. Not. ["Yeah, in all of Jersey, not one green thing grows. Which is why they call it 'the Garden State.' Also, shut up, Elispa." -- Sars] Jonathan asks Elispa exactly how she ended up rooming with Mikey. Elispa explains the situation, and asks if Jonathan has a problem with it. Jonathan says he does, and that it's not ELISPA he doesn't trust, it's Mikey, and that Elispa has said that Mikey's the kind of guy who would do anything to get in a girl's pants, even if she's someone else's girlfriend. Elispa protests that Mikey is her friend. Jonathan tells her maybe she shouldn't walk around the apartment in her robe. (Because chenille is actually a potent aphrodisiac, sure to inspire sexual fantasies in anyone. That's REALLY Victoria's Secret.) Elispa is shocked. Jonathan says maybe they should drop it. Elispa says maybe they should.













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