Jake 2.0

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Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

1-12
Recap

When Bionics Met Nanites

Double Agent - Lee Majors (yup, the Six Million Dollar Man himself) guest stars as a retired NSA agent who gets re-enlisted to catch a Russian dollface who wants to dirty-nuke the US. The best J2 episode ever.

12.16.2003
12.22.2003
A+

Alex Richmond

1-11
Recap

Would I Die 4 U?

Prince And The Revolution - Jake, assigned to protect the prince of an oil-rich African country, gets a bad shock when the NSA loses interest in protecting the Prince after a bloody coup and regime change. Could our government...care more about resources than people? I mean...could it? Jake wonders if he can keep working the spy beat, and The Man introduces him to someone who knows how to make bodies disappear. What will Jake do? Hint: It's not the season finale.

12.09.2003
12.14.2003
B-

Alex Richmond

1-10
Recap

The Spy Who Did Jake

The Spy Who Really Liked Me - Jake and his team are put on trial after Jake assists a female CIA agent with a personal agenda. Oh, and Jake has sex with said CIA agent. Hot, sweaty, hotel-room-trashing sex. They ain't getting that deposit back, no way.

11.18.2003
11.24.2003
A

Alex Richmond

1-9
Recap

L.A.M.F.

Whiskey-Tango-Foxtrot - Jake has to go deep undercover with a way-rough division of the U.S. Army, the WolfPak. How deep? He shoots The Man in the chest to prove his loyalty. It works, too. Leader of the Pack shows her giant brass cojones once more, coming through in a pinch to save Jake's ass.

11.11.2003
11.17.2003
B

Alex Richmond

1-8
Recap

Are you stuck in the middle (way-oh, way-oh!)?

Middleman - There's a new guy in the NSA that snuggles up to Diane. Jake, in spite of having secured a date with the who-cares Whocaresah, is jealous. Then there's a mean Polish assassin lurking around, who could be really bad. Ooh, triangles are so tricky and slanty and leany and three-sided.

11.04.2003
11.10.2003
A

Alex Richmond

1-7
Recap

Big Brother Is Squashing Your Game

Jerry 2.0 - Jake's little brother Jerry comes to town, and gets kidnapped by a militia group hell-bent on revenge. The NSA holds a li'l militia bomber kid who tried to blow up the D.C. Metro.

10.28.2003
11.02.2003
B+

Alex Richmond

1-6
Recap

Two chicks, a geek, and a facialist named Alex

Last Man Standing - Worried that Jake's body is rejecting the nanites, Dr. Thora wrangles an invitation to a weekend wedding of an old buddy of Jake's. Sarah is there, on a date with a guy named Alex. So is a spooky assassin that stalks Jake.

10.14.2003
10.20.2003
B+

Alex Richmond

1-5
Recap

The Good, The Bad, And The Geeky

The Good, The Bad, And The Geeky - Jake has to fly to Berlin to crack a super-hacker ring. Will the cool geeks spot Jake as a geek working undercover for the man? Or will the siren call of the global geek seduce Jake away from his new role as super-snitch?

10.07.2003
10.13.2003
A

Alex Richmond

1-4
Recap

Arms Dealer's Daughter

Arms And The Girl - Jake, undercover again, has to trail an arms dealer's daughter to find out where her dad is hiding out. She's super-hot, a distraction for still-shy Jake. He falls for her, but she's deliberately misleading him.

09.30.2003
10.06.2003
B

Alex Richmond

1-3
Recap

Cater Waiter

Cater Waiter - Jake goes undercover for the first time, as a cater waiter. Sarah is at the party, and he tries to get close, but she thinks he's nuts when he reveals he's under cover. Kyle, a.k.a. The Man, flirts with a sexy spy (played by Bai Ling) and almost loses his life. Jake saves him at the last possible minute.

09.23.2003
09.29.2003
A

Alex Richmond

1-2
Recap

Training Day

Training Day - Jake must do better on his spy simulation exercises if he wants to achieve spy status and avoid getting thrown into a lab and studied for the rest of his life. The love triangle (Sarah/Dr. Thora/Jake) develops, though no nookie is had by anyone. Oh, stupid tension.

09.16.2003
09.22.2003
B

Alex Richmond

1-1
Recap

Hot Tech

The Tech - Jake Foley, IT guy at the National Security Agency, gets accidentally infected with nanites, infusing him with superhuman powers. His college crush Sarah gets kidnapped by a thug from the IRA.

09.09.2003
09.16.2003
A+

Alex Richmond

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