Keckler: "Kip up, Jake! We know you're military issue!"
The Evil Dr. Mathra: "They don't teach kip-ups in the military."
Keckler: "Yes, they do."
The Evil Dr. Mathra: "No, they don't, and saying that Jake is 'military issue' makes it sound like you can just go in to a store and ask for one ten-thousand-dollar hammer and two Jakes."
Keckler: "Shut up."