After the ads, Jonah strolls over and says, "Next time you wanna destroy my route into town, I'd appreciate a heads-up." Jake and the rest of of the gang just stare at him numbly, and after a moment, Jonah drily adds, "You're welcome. [beat] Really, don't mention it." And then he and his flunkies turn back to their cars. Jonah is so awesome. He should go after those Ravenwood guys and team up with D.B. Sweeney. And then it gets even more wonderful, because Jonah turns back and suggests that the townsfolk should figure out how to take care of themselves: "If Eric hadn't come to get me, you'd all be burying Jake in a shoebox tomorrow." It's the "shoebox" part that makes it fantastic. Eric looks at Jake like, "Well, you are kind of short, bro." Then Jonah and Co. really and truly leave. Eric walks off toward town, and Jake swats at Eric's arm as he passes. Dude, knock it off with that! Hawkins walks up to Jake, and they look at each other dopily. I think their little hearts were set on blowing up the bridge.
Episode Report CardStrega: F | 300 USERS: C+
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